Candied Chaos Pajama Pants (Third Act)
This one’s not for the faint of heart.
We’re just gonna say it...read every word on both sides before you click "add to cart." This design is unfiltered and built for the ones who don’t flinch when things get... intense.
It’s stacked with commands and names that toe the line, dance over it, then smile sweetly from the other side. You’ve been warned.
If you blush easy? Maybe stick to Good Girl.
If you like a little trouble? Bad Girl might be your set.
But if you know exactly who you are?
Well then, welcome to the third act.
There are 24 different names/phrases.
More details
- 100% polyester
- Fabric weight: 2.65 oz./yd.² (90 g/m²)
- Straight, relaxed fit
- Drawstrings
- Decorative piping along the side seams
- Customizable care label and hang tag\
These products can be shipped to the following countries:
Austria, Australia, Belgium, Bulgaria, Canada, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France (mainland only), Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican City), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain (excluding Ibiza), Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States (excluding certain regions—see below).
Shipping is not available to:
Overseas territories (e.g., Guadeloupe, French Polynesia), U.S. territories and remote areas, including Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Guam, American Samoa, Northern Mariana Islands, U.S. Virgin Islands, Military bases
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Read | Sir Chaos
- Email: contact@support.readsirchaos.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Candied Chaos Pajama Pants (Third Act) Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
11.75
|
12
|
29.25
|
|
S
|
12.75
|
12.25
|
29 1/2
|
|
M
|
13.75
|
12 1/2
|
29.75
|
|
L
|
15.25
|
12.75
|
30
|
|
XL
|
16.75
|
13
|
30.25
|
|
2XL
|
18 1/2
|
13.25
|
30 1/2
|